Have you ever written the perfect post? You know...it had the perfect mixture of whit, sarcasm, honesty and exaggeration. It made people tear up, laugh, and really connect. It was so well written people talked about it for days and linked back to it.
Well, I wrote the perfect post last night. I got phone calls it was so good, it might have even been mentioned on the news! What a bummer to wake up and realize it was all a dream. Silly sleep, messing with me like that.
What do I remember about the post? It took place in the mall, then the mall changed to my house, that changed to some art studio I probably saw a movie sometime, and ended at some complex of houses I have never seen before. There was a cop, who was actually an iPhone seller, who was actually a thief....yeah, I don't really remember too well, and what I do remember, probably wouldn't make the perfect post.
Oh well, maybe another day!
Have you ever written a perfect post?
(I'm still taking any questions you might have for me!)